stalking your mom

awesome. the chick i stalk and read her blog like some holy tome just updated for the first time in months. it's kinda worth the wait. i've been so lazy today but i deserve it. we went out friday night and got so hosed. it was terrible. i think what keeled me over was the strawberry soju bowl because i sipped on absolute cranberries all night and was all right. anyways, we got home and things were looking promising and fun for the night and then right when it was about to get awesome, i guess i made a face and michael was like 'what was that face for' and then i was hauling ass to the sink to get rid of the spittle and yak all up in the toilet yo. i'm fairly certain i lost my soul last night. i kept passing out on the floor until i finally slinkied back to the bed and made michael make me some wraps, sliced apples and hand over a cakester in hopes that the horribleness of my soul leaving through my suck hole in my face did not hurt so bad. nothing fixed it even though we googled how to not be drunk anymore. i chomped on a couple apple pieces, destroyed the wraps, face planted in a cakester and passed the fuck out. we woke up and decided it was a taco bell kinda day. thank god no hangover (ive never had one, but knock on wood) but im pretty sure i was still drunk til around 3pm. totally smoked an entire pack. im so ashamed. i'm so lazy to put some photos of the night but they are on the social networking website bookface.


4 more days. i'll be in california until the 18th. i'm just saying.