jesus christ its like i am married to the most retarded human alive it makes me so happy to know that i have to share my stupid life with a stupid person thank god i am totally for abortions because then i would have stupid babies. so the brilliant master mind i regrettably married just posed the most retarded question ever. hey let us go live in the apartments where the girl i love talking to at work, lives. except he did not word it like that. no instead he just suggested a place and i had to dig around until he finally said she lives there. oh. well that makes sense. a whole lot of fucking sense. why dont we move CLOSER so that you can just go over there when you aren't fucking your wife.
these are the times that i am like OH YEAH CALIFORNIA IS NOT THAT FAR AWAY. now he is all pissed off and calling me a psycho because i told him to fuck right off if he thinks i am going to pay the rent for him to live next to his slag friend. this motherfucker pushes and pushes and pushes. always takes and takes and takes. is never fucking happy. as soon as i give in on one thing he's onto the next. FUCK YOU, ROYALLY.
i went and bought three pairs of shoes today. why? because i can. class was ultra awesome today because they are doing construction on the roofs and it sounded like dinosaurs were trying to break through. ALL DAY. anyways tomorrow is friday and then it's only a week left. i'll be working with a lot of the guys in my class. which is great and fucking ridiculous all at once. great cus i like some of them. ridiculous because some of these people are the dumbest humans i've ever seen.
i still can't believe he even considered running that idea past me.
are all guys this stupid
or do my pheromones attract the retards?
Thursday, October 14, 2010
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Most guys are dumb, just some seem more charming then others. Wow, that is an incredibly dumb thing to ask.
ReplyDeleteBut speaking of apts, if I end up moving that way I may need your help for suggestions. It might be a little early, but the guy I talked to today emailed me that "I was GO." So I may be seeing you soon. ;)
Yep! Its Matthew McHale.
ReplyDeleteHAHA roommates! Well if it comes to that I'll need to know before I get my place, but you know if you ever needed to spend the night apart, you're always welcomed to crash at my place.
HAHAHHAHAHA yeah that's the hr guy i spent like a month negotiating with. if he said you're go, that means you probably have a secure job lined up. would you take it? n thanks :) it's a shame life is so unpredictable.
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on the pay...what do you think good pay would be for an instructor position? I am sure that I will take anything that is even half way reasonable. I am going to be using a lot of my background so I am sure that I could milk it a little bit. I guess they want me to be the "server guy", which I don't care about it. That shit is easy. I will most likely take it.
ReplyDeleteeesh, i dont know about the pay. you have a little more experience than i do/degree. id say maybe 70s? aim high. if it's too high, they will tell you the highest they can pay you based on your labor category.
ReplyDeleteoh! shit, i dont understand servers. if it's easy, sweet.
I think that is what I was going to try to do. I could live like royalty on 70K out there.
ReplyDeleteServers are easy, they are like big computers. :)
So from what you can see about the job, does it look easy?
70k is great out here, realistically. i hope you get it!
ReplyDeletethe dcgs system is easy enough. it's just a matter of learning the steps and not being lazy about it (like i was the first time i took the class). the problem i know i will encounter is i've gotten rusty with public speaking. i blush. A LOT. and then i know i am blushing and then i blush some more and basically die.
it's horrible. i will have to relearn to be confident!
70k in Iowa is borderline incredible.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am a guy who is generally pretty stupid (as so I have been told,) I found this post and the comments hilarious.
You aren't confident? LOL, I'd never have suspected that. My trick to public speaking is that I like to pretend that no one cares. Don't know why that works for me, but maybe if people don't care what I say then it doesn't matter if I mess up? Whatever the case, I am horrible at public speaking but that is how I am a little better.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha see olson? you're doing alright! well i am glad we are bringing amusement to the internet
ReplyDeleteHOW DO PEOPLE FIND ME! hahahaha
i come off like i'm arrogant/cocky if i know what i am talking about. the minute someone sharp shoots me i am done for. it is like i am incapable of being wrong. like if i don't know the answer maybe i will explode in front of everyone and they will all laugh at me. WHOA. it is like i am talking to a f'ing psychologist hahaha
ReplyDeletewhat else bothers you dear? I am good at listening to peoples problems....just not solving them.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE SOMEONE! I was meaning that so few people come to my blog, that I know exactly who they are. Besides those people I know that come to it, no one else comes to my blog.
ReplyDeleteEveryones problems are retarded, but our trials build character.
Cross your fingers that this shit goes through next week and you'll have one friend there. Though I am pretty lame to hang out with, but I'll let you find that out when I get there. Maybe we can do nerdy things like swap recipes or cook for each other?