Wednesday, October 13, 2010

no, i love the liquid -inside- people. how many times i gotta tell you this, man? im insane! i eat people juice. no one's gonna hire a people juice eater!

i had a a talk with a good friend a while ago and he said that i am a shitty person cus of the people i fucked or maybe even the people everyone assumed i fuck. some of them were married too and i forgot to mention that it's not cus i want to make girls mad or even steal their guy. i have a laundry list of requirements for guys i want to fuck. there's a certain type of people i am naturally drawn to. it's the people who i can learn from or they can inspire me or they make me a better person. who wants a piss parade around? i guess that makes me a leech. i want to leech their awesome attributes away. i want to remember them forever. i want to wonder for the rest of my life how cool it would be if they were around. but not to fuck them. just to talk to them. maybe drive around and smoke a lot of cigarettes. 

one of the guys ive known half my life married some retarded girl he met online and she's trying to be annoying on his facebook. she's one of those girls that tries to get involved anytime i make contact with him. anyways she thought i was gonna call her fat but instead i was like no are you fat? hahaha faggot.

i got an email response from someone i miss having around. he was one of those guys that just makes you feel happy, like life isnt so shitty even when everything is actually really shitty. 

i am conducting an experiment on one of my instructors. ill follow up with more conclusive data when i have some.

other than that i have insomnia i am starting p90x next week and every day in class i die a little bit because the people in my class are a little retarded. hey america these are the people fighting your wars hahaha i am just kidding i am sure they are all really fucking smart and they are just playing with us maybe at the end of the class they will say HEY JUST KIDDING GUYS I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE THAT REALLY WORKS. idiot savants. or something.

5 comments:

  1. Cocaine,starvation, and P90X are great ways to lose weight. Those three powers combined will allow you to lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks. Just saying.

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  3. thanks olson

    aw. AD reference. makes me happy!

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