ugh a certain someone i live with has been pissing me off lately. it is okay because i am very skilled in the ignoring shit and pretending we're hunky dorey n shit but for the most part i want to take a skillet and upper cut him with it. yesterday i voiced an opinion about how hes been acting weird lately (probably due to flirting so much at work and then comes home and remembers he is married to a whore and has to drink a case of beers every night to go to sleep and have ptsd induced dreams) and he went off on me so i stopped talking and then he started cussing at his phone and i was like yeah exactly and he rolled his eyes at me and i was like ROLL YOUR GOD DAMNED FUCKING EYES AT ME AGAIN AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS i totally caught myself off guard. anyways then we went shopping and fucked well not really but kind of. then this morning i went on some MIA/POW walkathon except it was like a jogathon. and now i am at work completely ignoring my duties. whatev i am going to have to work all weekend anyways. whats an extra two hours. FAMOUS LAST WORDS. that certain someone is at some "hurray you got knocked up and just had another baby to add to the population" work lunch gig or some shit it is about time my give a fuck button broke again because i am accomplishing nothing by actually giving fucks. NO FUCKS TO BE GIVEN HERE GUYS if i wasnt completely so turned off by the people i work with i would totally be like HEY EVERYONE LETS GO TO HAVE LUNCH ALL TOGETHER out of spite. i guess thats the perks of being married to someone who has an undying requirement to fit in.
in other news. michael jacksons voice is fucking fantastic.
my child hood in no way is compared to theirs urs or yaudet, i used to get beat up daily for stupid shit my mom was supose to do she was bitter and took it out on me. i dont do that to them they dont get beat for not washing dishes or not cooking diner for me or washing my clothe those kids live in a paradise. literally
well, i dont think thats too crazy, about two weeks to adjust to single life. to be honest, it wouldnt take me too long to get over it. that's just how life is nowdays. everything is fast, there's a drug that fixes everything and someone always there to try to fix someone else.
ah pinches putos ive been able to forget a person in like 4hrs lol n turn arouund and continue like nothing and yes theres always someone some drug n some bottle to make things all better again.
for me its the gym always there to fall back on. nothing like seeing that same fucker a month or 2 later 20 pounds lighter with 4 guys buying me drinks at the club making u drop ur mouth n drool like the bitch u are. sweet gym i love u.
Dude, you talk too fast!...you probably would be better served clunking your hubs over the head with the skillet...if nothing else it would be great blog fodder!
HAHAHA yeah i guess so. eh, if he misses the single life so much he's more than welcome to go back to it.
ReplyDeletemy child hood in no way is compared to theirs urs or yaudet, i used to get beat up daily for stupid shit my mom was supose to do she was bitter and took it out on me. i dont do that to them they dont get beat for not washing dishes or not cooking diner for me or washing my clothe those kids live in a paradise. literally
ReplyDeletelol, im sure if he could he would men are dogs.
ReplyDeletegive him the space to breathe alone in time he will adjust with in like a week or 2 to that single life look at carlos. pityfull
ReplyDeletewell, i dont think thats too crazy, about two weeks to adjust to single life. to be honest, it wouldnt take me too long to get over it. that's just how life is nowdays. everything is fast, there's a drug that fixes everything and someone always there to try to fix someone else.
ReplyDeletebut yea.
he'd get over it quick.
mf'er.
ah pinches putos ive been able to forget a person in like 4hrs lol n turn arouund and continue like nothing and yes theres always someone some drug n some bottle to make things all better again.
ReplyDeletefor me its the gym always there to fall back on. nothing like seeing that same fucker a month or 2 later 20 pounds lighter with 4 guys buying me drinks at the club making u drop ur mouth n drool like the bitch u are. sweet gym i love u.
lmfao
Dude, you talk too fast!...you probably would be better served clunking your hubs over the head with the skillet...if nothing else it would be great blog fodder!
ReplyDeleteim not mean he deserves my actions since they are caused by a chain of events that he started.
ReplyDeleteyou make me laugh.. thank you.
ReplyDeletePS im totally using "no fucks to be given" in a sentence today.
♥ j