i never said hi.

so the past two days have been retarded. yesterday i decided i hate idiots. i already knew that but it was re-decided yesterday. see someone decided to go to my boss's boss's boss and run their idiot mouth about me dipping out and so when i came into work, jami asked to talk to me and she said she was disappointed in me because she really liked me and went out of her way to get me hired on because she liked my personality and then she had to hear from everyone else that i was leaving, instead of me. HER LIP QUIVERED. i totally felt like shit. so my b.b.boss asked me to call him and i did and told him i will stay until the end of the contract. the other job will be there when i am ready for it.
then i decided life is too short to sit in an office next to people who only bitch. so i moved across the building into my own office because that is what people like me do. we say FUCK THIS and acquire our own offices.


today i woke up and automatically knew i was not going to survive if i went to work. my body decided it was going to be a bastard so after being sick for half an hour, i drove to work picked up my shit and came home and curled up on my couch. dr gregory house kept me very distracted during the day.


i just made the most awesome amazing fucking great sandwich ever in the history of forever.
oatmeal bread (from the store its pretty hippie sounding but pretty fucking amazing in your mouth)
mustard on one side, mayo on the other. chicken slices. lowfat swiss cheese. piles of spinach. piles of alfalfa sprouts. a little bit of cole slaw. and a whole lot of FUCK YEAH in your mouth. when it comes to sandwiches I ROCK.


fergie came out with a new perfume and her commercial pisses me off. i think it is because i cant stand fergie probably because she looks gross and looks like if you touched her she would be sticky. and taste salty. 






seriously guys. go make that sandwich asap assoonaspossible.