does anybody want a robo hamster? because i dont. i learned a few things today like the axe murder incident too bad i spent a year and a half in korea and did not know this shit. probably because korea is the most uninteresting thing i have ever heard of but if you mix some axes into the story and a huge retaliation it is kind of cool. so i guess i am moving to colorado in a few years. IN A FEW YEARS. i am also considering breaking out some psychological warfare up in this bitch. how do you become attractive and appealing and all out amazing in about a week or so? because that is what my plan is. i want to be the most fantastic person alive and then turn around and be like SIKE BITCH do you think i want you? RHETORICAL QUESTION FARLEY NO I DO NOT. so between now and then im waiting.
whoa. i want some soup... i have massive heartburn from drinking so much coffee and chain smoking today. i saw some electronic cigarettes for sale online today wtf it is not cool unless you are getting cancer along the way. but the blue tip is kind of rad.
so i guess a lot of people thought my last post was hyper depressing sorry guys can i make it up to you by getting super drunk this weekend and posting ludicrous shit this weekend? HINT THERE MAY BE SOME TITS IN THE PROCESS HAHA JK DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP SLAG. it does not matter because that is my plan. whoa wish me luck. oh and im still on the hunt for an ambien hoarding stranger to fuck. i may post more later.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
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