drinking chocolate milk with a straw like a boss.

whoa lately i have been hearing whatever it is that i wanna hear. get that feeling of being alive, looking for the next high if you will. this is all focused around outside stimuli. YEAH I GET IT. i am so totally focused on whats gonna happen IN EVERYTHING that i dont give three shits about what happens right now. i totally dont know when that happened either. but i guess the selective hearing has got to go because thats just retarded.


IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY YOU GUYS. what am i doing today? you already know. hey so last night was stupid. and it was pretty much my fault. i got into a three hour fight so that was nice. then i said i was going to drink the entire weekend to forget i was married. whoa i am a fucking bitch. i got another redbull today. i am probably going to count every breath i take all day so it helps me pass the time. i am going to create art this weekend. i am going to attempt to fly one day. i am going to organize a crime syndicate. 


i was recently informed everything heals in six minutes. i wonder how many six minutes i have lived through my life. for reals though, i have pretty awesome friends even if they all live sofuckingfaraway.
HA mason is jealous of me eating the greatest sandwich alive. i have been told 'i hate you' already and it is not even 8 am. listen: everything is going to be OH FUCKING KAY. cus 1) i am me and that is already 80% of the battle and 2) i am america and so can you. just kidding but nothing is ever so bad that i cant laugh and lately i have not been laughing unless it is via a text message/blog. and laughing keeps me youthful. so if i want to be a hot cougar one day i better get my laugh on.


i get to wear jeans to work. that is something that is awesome to me. you know what else is awesome? people writing messages in shaving cream. 

high school. i use to wear this black hoodie every single day. like it was actually my trademark. those hideous shades im wearing? belong to seanie, behind me. seanie? he was like the coolest kid i knew in high school. he listened to shit like iron maiden and children of bodom and coathanger abortion and basically what nobody else listened to. i lost touch with seanie like two or three years ago which sucks because his alias should be carmen san diego. GOOD LUCK FINDING THIS GUY. 

oh man i miss my best friend sarah and coloring with markers in science class. maaaaaaan.