the key to life is do not be fucking boring

sometimes i like to write my blog post first and then add the stupid title but sometimes i like to do it the other way. checkitout all the people i actually liked on facebook are gone well thats not entirely true there are still like three people left on there that i would attend their funeral. what i am saying is that site is not becoming useless to me much like myspace. 
i woke up today thinking maybe it is time to get my act together and jump into some college it is easier said than done. i really only want a degree (phD!) so that i can continue to write ignorant shit online and then when people call me ignorant i can say something like 'duh i only have a phD what do you expect?' but i really do want to be a psychologist too bad the reasons i want to be a psychologist are illegal. manipulate others into joining my cult? svengali status! one day the cia is going to stumble on my stupid blog and i am going to be put on some national black list. when i was in korea i am pretty sure i was placed on a watch list because i was constantly researching communism, serial killers, treason cases, che guevarra, etc. it is not that i was trying to be a bad person it is just that the stupid california education system failed me and they didn't teach me anything aside from america is great! and the gold rush and the civil war and terrorists are bad! way to build a bunch of vapid idiot clones, california. it is okay. thanks to google, wikipedia, and plenteous people who put that shit online i was able to broaden my horizons. for a while i could list like twenty different serial killers in alphabetical order. top that, eminem. 
so one of my favorite people alive just started writing in a blog too this makes me champion happy. my dream is for everybody i like to start writing. its a win win for everybody. i get to read what the people i like have to say (big win) and they get smarter by writing everyday (neutral win). 
i am almost out of redbull so my life will stop having meaning very soon. it is probably time i focus on pretending to work. 
viva la revolucion!