everybody is so angry and the ones who are not are just clueless

so yesterday the latest release of the product i work on was released for testing so the last hour or so was spent in a mad scramble to start actually doing my job. in that hour i realised how much the next two weeks are going to make me want to slit my throat and scream WIN. na im probably going to have somuchfun doing this and what kind of martyr would i be if i did not complain NOT A VERY GOOD ONE. 
lately people seem on the edge maybe it has something to do with the moon who knows i have been pretty happy here lately i dont know why maybe i am like a glowstick that needs recharging every once in a while and someone just snapped me and now i am glowing it is the opposite of others because when they snap people get bullets in their spines. maybe i have the miracle of life growing inside of me oh wait no my uterine lining is being shed right now so nevermind I DO NOT HAVE A BLESSING GROWING INSIDE OF ME. 
i am eating a flatbread eggwhite thing from subways and even though they completely fucked up my order and they had no seattles best coffee i am pretty ecstatic about that because these things are seriously heaven on earth. i have been blowing a lot of money and subway lately because i refuse to go shopping for groceries. probably not my best idea. have i ever mentioned sleep is the greatest? i got a lot of it last night and it felt soso good. i wake up around 4 am everyday for some reason but its okay because i am like YES TWO MORE HOURS BABY
i need to set up an interview date still. my insider sources tell me that unless i go in to the interview with a jason voorhees mask and start breaking shit i am getting this job and the interview is only to discuss salary. i am going to suggest a million but i have a feeling we will be negotiating for a while. 
yesterday i had to sit in a meeting and the creepy short mexican was in there and he got on my biggest nerve. i guess i have fucking fantastic peripheral vision or maybe i am like a fish and i can make my eyes go everywhere but the entire time this faggot was staring at me or repositioning himself to stare. as it is i hate people who stare but i hate ugly short people who stare a lot more. i hate short people. he is one of those people that chimes in to agree with a common opinion or to mention something we all already know. whenever he tried to contribute to something i was putting out i dismissed/ignored him and i had to put up my arm as a shun shield. overall he makes me want to throw up. 


anyways mason keeps freaking out about how the system doesnt work and 'did you hear what me and bobby were talking about' im like no. and hes like YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING. where i am from that is called eavesdropping and it's looked down upon. im not nosy and i dont give a fuck about what you are whispering about and if it's about how the system is broken which i already discovered on my own, i actually care less somehow. get over it. i'm not trying to be the one who finds every error or kink. im here to fucking publish something and then turn in my findings. thats why this job is so fucking hard for him because everything he does he has to complicate it in seven different ways. 


anyways people cheer up for gods sake. hahaa im only kidding. if you want to be pissy and miserable and hate every aspect of your life so be it. and when you realize that gets boring too ill be over here.