hoochiewallawalla.

oh yeah so i forgot to post this earlier this weekend i got mexican food and picked up a burrito for dan because him and tweeker ass erin chased me down the parking lot and stuffed a wad of cash in my hand for a country burrito. so i took it over to him and him and erin were geeked out of their minds and he kept offering beer every twenty seconds. so i sipped on a bud light while they grinded their teeth and rubbed their hands dry. honestly it was pretty gross nobody looks good when theyre thwacked. he asked me to bump one even more than he asked if i wanted a fucking beer! erin didnt shut up as expected. how does God even allow people like that to live? SHE HAS FRECKLES TOO I THINK. and does not know how to apply eye makeup. plus she is a ginger.
they had a huge rock that they had chiseled away at all night. there was also a baggie of what i thought were rabbit pellets til i looked at it. NOPE. it was a shit ton of x. remember those gumball machines that you probalby owned as a kid? it could easily have filled one.

im pretty sure theres a giant drug cartel going on around here.

rocket man about to dip into some x.  yeahright. my rat is straight edge mofucka.

anyways. since i kind of dont want to sleep in a prison, because i didnt mention it but dan lives directly downstairs from a cop, i probably wont be purchasing burritos for the derelicts anymore. well, that is unless everything goes to shit. then ill die with a double bloody nose on a mountain of blow.


which brings me to my next point. i probably will get hired on to that other company. i have to email them back for a date to interview but the guy is pushing to get me hired because he obvioulsy heard it in my voice that i radiate bad assery. good call, guy. anyways i would be making like twice as much money as i make now but uh its not about the benjamins.

i finally get my first paid day off on the 6th. ill probably be in pheonix around that time and loving my life. i cant wait until that week. today i got to sit with kim as she taught me shit i already knew. i just sat there and took notes and then when she forgot a word or was trying to remember how to do something i would tell her what she was trying to say. this is what makes me the greatest employee and a mastermind. because i dont go around trying to prove i know my job and they all think im retarded sitting in the corner laughing by myself but they dont know that IM A FUCKING BRILLIANT GENIUS. anyways. after a while the conversation turned to bullshitting and i decided to analyse them. actually i had already done that but they proved me right. kim was a band geek in high school. she has an awkward laugh and becomes overly excited quickly. she blushes quickly too. jami was pretty popular growing up. she has something about her. she's quirky and cute. she reminds me of a friend i had that died. she rides bikes, has a tattoo on her chest, use to dye her hair, owned an interior decorating business, ipad lover. she was also a cheerleader for a year but kept getting in trouble. smoked for like 15 years. see. if i could learn calculus formulas and academics like this i would not be living at a drug house. i think if that friend i had that died if she was still alive she would have been like jami. i remember when i met her she was wearing a gray mickey mouse sweatshirt. 


ive changed my perspective on things and i feel gorgeous. i encourage people to do this. if you feel like you cant stand anything if everyone around you annoys you and you keep wishing you could go back in time in case you didnt know thats impossible. whats not impossible is changing how you think. shit isnt so bad if you ignore the bad and accentuate the awesome.
these people upstairs keep jumping up and down and dropping dead hookers or something they are lucky i dont murder them.