laugh out loud.

haha theres this new-ish guy that works in my office. he's this big black guy, pretty old. the kind that makes noises when he gets out of his chair. for the most part i did not mind him even though he apparently gets bored and starts walking around and talking to whoever isnt busy. even if youre talking to someone else he will jump in. well i walked in this morning and they are all gossiping and its about four girls that work downstairs, plus this big guy. apparently he is trying to get the scoop on everyone else cus hes contributing asking for details and then says shit like "oh wow i cant believe you guys are saying this" and then keeps listening. 

shiesty. 

it's funny the type of people that exist. its almost like he is begging to fit in. accept me. please. DEAR GOD ACCEPT ME I AM WILLING TO COMPROMISE MY MORALS IF YOU ALLOW ME INTO THIS CONVERSATION THAT YOU APPEAR VERY EXCITED ABOUT. no, man. NO. conversation whore.

nobody writes anymore. it's so so sad.  

my eyes feel like they are being lubricated by acid.