Monday, December 20, 2010

check for a pulse cus this is unreal.

so i love barely getting any sleep because right before midnight i get to have a big ass fight. it's amazing. i love it. man i wish i could be even more sleep deprived. i really liked the part where i smoked a bunch of cigarettes to try to calm down. that was probably my favorite part. but it doesnt beat out the text-message-dating discovery. that was probably funner in hindsight. man can every day and night be that much fun? no way. i would die from the insane amount of fun. i guess i will just have to continue living in this piece of shit prosaic BANE EXISTENCE.

whoah i started this earlier in the day but then i had to waste my entire morning re-writing my resume to the company's format and i am pretty sure my boss saw me blogging so that is awesome. if he didn't think i was a fucking loser before HE DOES NOW. oh and i got to spend about an hour of that trying to log in to the stupid work website which was amazing. i realized that i would have better luck trying to hack into the f'ing pentagon's main dataframe or whatever than to ever figure out how the fuck i am suppose to log in to my stupid accounts. whatever. i am considering becoming a locksmith or build wells or something. i fucking hate computers. not like i hate stupid people but it's a hate powered by the sun's energy on cocaine. ITS IMMENSURABLE.

today is one of those days that i actually miss being in the army because those guys only have to work half the day. plus i would get like 75 paid days off a year. i think that part kind of rocks my face off. on the flip side, i dont miss losing my dignity every day, i dont miss getting shit on by people who are obviously dumber and uglier than i am and i dont miss getting sent into a foreign country every other year where civilization is pretty much non-existent. but. i could definitely go for some time off right now because i am really bodaciously bored in my little corner right now even though i have shit to do. it is far better to complain about it than to actually get it done.

i took some pretty rad photos this weekend. i am so lazy when i get home so that is why they are not here but maybe tonight i will not be so lazy and or busy and maybe i will put them up but i would not hold my breath if i were you. plus i think i am going to go climb a mountain tonight to watch some shit with the moon. i don't know. whatever. i will get to it when i get to it. don't fucking rush me.

that is all.

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