thats what she said

basically i had the best time in california because i was not in arizona even though driving for 22 hours in the past three days kind of sucked. a whole lot. oh yeah and i am pretty sure red bulls no longer work for me because i drank a million. and smoked a billion cigarettes. my brain feels like explosions. I DIDNT GET PULLED OVER NOT ONCE AND NO TICKETS. that warrants a drink or something. 
on the drive there i saw twenty two crosses along the freeways so that means at least twenty two people fucked up. also i noticed phoenix police are assholes every two minutes there were people pulled over.
on the drive back i noticed a lot of spilled red paint and that people had thrown their hi-c juice out the window. after like the fourth spill i realized it wasnt juice or paint. it was people who decided to paint the freeway. i fucking hate shitty drivers. speaking of which, ashley's seven year 'anniversary' is coming up. 

best salad bar fucking ever

nom nom nom.

ghoul faced killa

apparently i am a bad photo blogger

other shit i did:
listened to the police radio scanner on the drive back
went to sizzlers
saw my parents third house
decided i wanted to be rich and successful
returned back to sierra vista and remembered thats probably impossible while married
saw sarah jami and cat
stole fajahs sweater.
tried on brandys sweater. liked it.
played with manga

bird whisperer 

 i look fucking weird here

im totally pulling it off

oh yeah and then my parents attacked me for smoking because retarded beida decided to use me as her scape goat bitcchhhhh anyways i wanna sleep forever now