sha-bang!

whoa last night was super gay me n mike went to the pool to drink n smoke and then everyone started showing up and i guess angie broke up with her saudi but they were still hanging out whatev anyways angie was like OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY COME WITH US TO IK KARAOKE NIGHT and i was like uh ok. and then i was like wait no only if jeff comes with us cus i wanna hear him sing some fran drescher the nanny themesong fuck yeah. so he says okay. and we all went and me and mike agreed the korean bitch (yes. of course! IT WAS A FUCKING KOREAN RAN KARAOKE BAR can i please get away from the fuckin koreans?) was watering all the drinks. we both had a good buzz before we went out and then it went away even though i chugged like five absolute cranberries. 
the karaoke sucked too cus everybody wanted to sing depressing ass songs about infidelity like lips of an angel and unfaithful and all this other stupid shitty music. and then simple man came on and mike got a hard on and i was like you're stupid you're the most unsimple person i've ever met. i'm not saying you're complex cus you're pretty one sided but you're definitely complicated and have a shit ton of requirements to be happy. like owning two goddamned cars.

oh yeah and then angie kept asking why i was being mean to her and being a bitch and shit. i guess cus i wasnt drunkenly screaming i love you like her i seemed pretty mean. too bad i know for a fact those drinks do not get anybody wasted so WAY TO GO CHAMP! she ended up leaving with some guy she met there to the sorry gulch some nasty strip club. i guess any excuse to fuck some married guy!

she was starting up fights cus i guess sue was picking on her for being a slag? shit i dont know. i smoked like an entire pack just trying to avoid them. it really drove home why i dont even bother being a part of the AZ society and why girls are fucking stupid. 

i need to go pack for the california trip tomorrow. i only need like a pair of jeans and like a shirt and a ton of makeup because i'm gross like that. oh and panties. i guess i should bring a few of those too. I REALLY HOPE I CAN SCORE SOME AMBIEN OUT THERE HINT HINT