memorrrieeesss

remember how i said korea was the worst most horrible experience ever in the history of forever? i still think that but there were a couple things which were pretty awesome. i attribute those things to the people i was with at the time. like rhythmic dancing and worshiping a big bouncy pink ball and calling it 'the oracle' probably sounds like a lame night to anyone else but i think it was pretty fucking cool. like what is more fun than your buddy throwing 'the oracle' at someone inside the elevator and then that drunken bastard tries to kill your buddy. and then the kid no one likes is like NOO YOU SHALL NOT PASS hahahaha


and then there were the awesome trips to the ammo point to pick up lots and lots of ammo crates that were heavy as fuck so that retarded excuses for soldiers can pretend to be gi joe and go to the range. driving in korea traffic is similar to giving yourself a lobotomy with a dull piece of rusted metal. while getting fucked by a kimchi smelling asian. and then you get on the korean army base and it's all these empty long windy roads where i could haul ass in the humvee. i particularly was fond of riding without my kevlar because it made me feel like a fuckin rebel.

basically when we went to the ammo point, we would try to include only people we liked to come with us. it got me out of pt (working out in the morning) and i got to drive humvees all fast n shit. i usually got a monster or starbucks and smoked a lot of cigarettes and came up with crazy stories of what happens at the ammo point (because you cant fully trust a korean). 

theres another video i might put up here one day that almost-fully captured one of the funniest days of my life. it was a day when all the leadership at my unit was gone. the new sergeant to our shop was at the motor pool and was calling for "help" and nobody wanted to talk to him. so we chased each other around with the phone, the whole time he was on the line listening to me screaming and laughing. it was magnificent. 

back to the grind!