i am totally going to get fired before i get laid off or get hired by my other job

everybody else is fucking off at work right now but i have a suspicion that they're more ahead than i am on their projects but probably not because i keep asking mason indirectly how far along he is and then he has a mental break down and i go back to googling random shit.


i am even working until five today because i want to go home early on friday and maybe drink to forget. too bad on friday is when all this shit is due and i will probably be fired. and then ill be like okay but its not entirely my fault, in fact i blame the idiots you hired as your developers who dont know shit about the military. and then i'll explode.


anyways. i zoned out for a few minutes and decided to list out in alphabetical order until five pm, shit that i like.


a. arrested development. the most awesomely hilarious show in history. i've introduced a ton of people to it and everyone liked it and i made them a little better for it.


b. boobs. i got em. they're pretty cool. they're gonna be pretty cooler when i stuff some silicon under them and they hit my face when i run.


c. cars. more specifically, my car. i love driving. not to be confused with idiots that like to race them. i like to go fast, independently. plus, im not from fucking tokyo and if the gay shit that ever happened in fast n furious ever happened in front of me i would probably suffocate from laughing so god damn hard. stupid movies should expire.


d. dogs. I FUCKING LOVE DOGS.


e. existentialism. free will? yes please. 


f. facebook deletion. i am totally against that website. not because of privacy concerns or any gay reasons like that. only losers use facebook obviously.


g. gretta garbo. a fucking maverick! flawless and then went into her little corner and disappeared.


oh. it is now five o clock. time to go home and drag myself to go work out.