THIS IS MY ONE HUNDREDTH POST. woo. maybe ill drink some bubbly tonight to celebrate. 


mike thinks that opposites attract and then he tells me about how his past girlfriends were just like him but they would get annoyed/bored with him. i think that is because what he likes is annoying and boring.
i believe that opposites do NOT attract. they can be fun. for a few minutes... no, i think that birds of a feather flock together whatever the fuck that means. i do not know if this applies to EVERYBODY. i think if you hate yourself, you would naturally want to be with anybody who is not you or similar to you in ANY way. 
personally? I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF. i think i am the most interesting person alive. if i could clone myself i would and then i would have sex with clone me and thats not disgusting IT IS LOVE.  i could write tomes about myself for years. and i would be confused if nobody ever read them but that is the thing PEOPLE WOULD READ THEM. people follow me for a reason i do not know. i could start a cult next week i think if i really wanted to. and those people would be so fucking happy too. its not enough that they follow me no i have to make sure they are happy too.
the only problem with my theory is this:
i can only find love amongst people who are like me. 
people who are like me can only love themselves.
they will not find me to be the most interesting thing alive because they think they are the most interesting thing alive. thus, i will learn to hate them and try to destroy their self esteem.


conclusion, i will never be happy.


on another note i found someone with a similar disdain towards asia. thats enough for me to fall in love. I FUCKING HATE ASIA. i hate the way they look, i hate their fashion, i hate their poverty, i hate their communism, i hate their stupid fifty year stand still war, i hate their stupid languages, i hate their stupid traffic and public transportation, i hate their stupid immigrants that come here and make a joke out of hondas, i hate the stupid tattoos people get in their stupid language- why not spell that shit out in english? then nobody is going to ask you what the fuck that says. which it probably says 'peace', 'love', 'warrior' or honestly anything gay. 
while we're on the subject lets talk about gay tribal tattoos too? maybe with evolution and time, there will be a tribe that speaks english but writes in chinapanese and has ceremonial tattooings where they write 'gladiator' on their fucking chests and they are distinguished by their gay tribal tattoos around their arm/calf.
i should stop here. i disgusted myself.


i feel bad sometimes when i do this i completely vent out something i feel about someone and im like man im a bitch. that person really loves me.
but then i think about how much sex i could be having and how they are addicted to porn and probably hentai whatever the fuck that is and then i feel not so bad anymore. ill break out one day!