i could go for some bbq right about meow.

earlier today i was looking through my recent posts and i had a rude awakening. i have been writing about shit. nobody wants to look at this and hear about my mope fest. no GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. so on behalf of svengali inc. i apologize. i will redirect my topics to something more appealing.
whoa warning. the following post may be offensive. 
'How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me nine days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though I could have, had I wished. She died a virgin."' -albert fish
i once asked a good friend of mine why cannibalism was so looked down upon by society. i was in a phase of life where all i asked was why. i was not getting answers about anything else so i decided to question everything. surprisingly a sergeant spoke up and said something along the lines of it is taboo. well no shit. im not sure cannibalism is expressly illegal but murder/defiling a corpse is so i am sure there is something that covers consumption of human meat. cannibalism is not taboo to me or in my books. in fact i welcome the conversation and every once in a while i am caught off guard when i meet someone awesome and they say something awesome like so two cannibals were eating a clown and one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?' all jokes aside, why is shit taboo? 
i am not condoning eating people by the way. or murder. or any psychotic shit.
i had some some sonics shake thing for dinner tonight and also got a chili cheese pie. i imagined it would be pretty fantastic but no it was not. do not get the sonics chili cheese pie. it sucks.
went to the park to throw the frisbee around. i really am not good at it! how hard can it be to throw something that is dynamically shaped to glide to someone else. VERY FUCKING HARD.
it is already 9 pm and i still need to take a shower. how does time fly by so fast? moreso how the hell is it august already? i am pretty sure this year just began. according to history this year was supposed to be a "good" year (every other year tends to be a 'good' year for me) but this was just painfully boring for me. oh except the beginning. that just sucked. i dont know. i think someone is lying to me about the date and time. 
so yeah apologies on the recent suckage in regards to my writing. ill minimize myself n shit. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT because my life is not that interesting on my own.


SHOWERTIME.


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