i am formally convinced nobody knows i work here. i am basically like that fat guy with the glasses from office space and they are already threatening to take away my stapler but they better be coming with some tanks because that is the only way they will pry my secret-classified stapler from my cold dead fingers.
oh i was successful in drinking 60 ounces of fucking water today so celebration! i am planning on doing a two mile run today, so kudos (wtf is a kudo) to trying to go back to a normal pants size again. oh yeah i told danny i want to try out the p90x workout. mason and i talked about it at work today and he said three weeks into it and he was toned up let alone the full twelve weeks? BRING IT ON i am just kidding i know i am about to be crushed by a fucking dvd. anyways danny said he will mail it out to me so i will probably attempt to tackle this in september. STAY TUNED.
oh. it is four ten so it is time for me to stop looking like i am busy and light up my 'off work' cigarette and drive home. i hope a giant truck does not make a crazy left turn, almost kill a girl and run into a bus stop in front of me because there is not enough fucking drugs in arizona to bring me back from that.
oh yeah, dan is working on getting me ambien. i am super excited.
okay good bye.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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