i tried to call you collect you said you would not accept your friends are laughing cus nobody uses pay phones

work was a little boring cause the servers were down but then sometimes everything was moving a thousand miles a second so that was annoying oh and then my stupid droid phone is stupid and drains battery so i brought my charger to work today but i suspect michael sabotaged my charger and i ended up with the shitty cell phone charger that unless its 78 degrees outside, wind blowing south east and i ate two pancakes that morning that shit will not fucking work no matter how much i scream at it so today i snapped and started beating it against my desk while it was plugged into my phone and it pretty much blew up a la master shake
so like i said the servers were down so i had to pretend extra hard that i was working and i took an extra long lunch at dennys and jami told me to leave around 3pm so i did. i have been looking forward to this stupid weekend and i am so fucking tired. things i want to accomplish but i probalby will not are getting my hair dyed cherry red and black learning how to curl it without looking like a fag and buy a new stupid phone charger ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.
HAHAHA oh god mike and i were discussing making a shit ton of money through me doing a contractor deployment and he was like yaa we could pay off both cars with that and i was like yeh i can pay off my honda... might take you longer than a year to pay off that truck though WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK I AM? psyyycchheee IF I FIND OUT YOU WANK OFF TO PORN EVERYTIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE WHEN I MAKE IT TO THE TOP I AM GOING TO DROP YOU LIKE A BAD FUCKING HABIT. so i told him this and he looked all offended and shit like i basicly told him i stole his kidney or something. and then i was like what satisfaction do i get from paying off your car if i leave you? HAHA let us be real this is already on thin ice so he can continue to "not walk on eggshells" but dont get all thrown into a state of agitated confusion when im rich n shit and im like alright guy im going to go find someone who doesnt lie to me everyday peace out!
anyways enough venting about future plans n shit haha 
speaking about money and pathetic situations i didnt want to waste my after-work cigarette so i drove around the neighborhood to finish my smoke and find a closer running route and drove to the next block and realized I LIVE BEHIND THE PROJECTS. yeah basically that is why there are so many weird trailer trash paranormal looking people who walk around ALL THE TIME. it is because duh i live in the ghetto or at least next to it. i am glad i found this out now. oh. i wrote a haiku. i am going to try to write one every day so that i do not suck so bad let us see if you can figure out its about you hohoho
four thousand miles far
redbox movie rental stand
personal mares nest


anyways the liar is home and feeding his xbox addiction and right around now i wish i was not here so maybe i will go run again tonight (did last night fuck sake i am in pain) 

i want to love somebody i hear you're looking for someone to love cus you need to be back in the arms of a good friend aandd blahblahblah.