does this stereotype make me look fat?

all i want to do all day is sip on coffee smoke cigarettes and take shitty pictures to display on my blog.


does that make me a disgusting fag?

last night we bought groceries because in our kitchen there was a bunch of random ingredients but not anything that would make something good anyways we bought food and i was really excited because i had a dinner planned out- some tri tip steaks that were pre marinated and some stuffed portobello mushrooms some spinach salad and baked beans and a bunch of grilled veggies too bad the steak and mushrooms turned out to be the spiciest food in the entire world like i imagine even satan would have been pissed off it was fucking spicy so mike couldnt eat any of it i am on the other hand an alpha human and sucked it up and the suffered from my insides radiating hell. so that is my disaster dinner story yay


oh yeah its fourth of july so happy long weekend have fun being rednecks driving drunk and blowing off fireworks.