yesterday was spent by the poolside basically the whole day it is monsoon season in sierra vista so it rained and stopped and rained rained and stopped and more rain and more stopping. joe angela sean and joes kids were there let me tell you a thing about jordan joes son. he is probably the cutest kid i have ever laid eyes on he is like six or something tiny as hell and his little ribs stick out like a malnourished puppy haha BIGGEST BLUEST EYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD and a tiny nose i was in heaven this kid would not leave my side either guys. kept sitting on my lap all curled up and shit. i told joe i would bake them some shit next time he has them they found the brownie cookies and went nuts. i couldnt bring myself to drink much which is shitty apparently i am gay and no longer know how to have a good time or something no it is probably because it takes a tank of eighty proof vodka straight to the head to get a fucking buzz and i do not have that patience to not puke on myself again that is probably it. i did manage to smoke an entire pack in about five hours so here is to emphysema!
"fifty" or markham just text me for the first time in like two years how crazy is that i hate losing touch with people i like. a couple nights ago two different numbers from burbank area kept texting me and they thought i was australian for some reason and the second one started singing men down under lyrics and being obnoxious motherfucking kids. today is my dads birthday i hate holidays and birthdays because the day of i always regret not even sending a card especially when it is my parents because they always sent them when i was deployed i am a horrible daughter GOD I HATE REGRET anyways that angela girl that was by the pool apparently wants to be friends or some shit she does not look like the type of human i would interact with see she is banging joe or should i say joe is banging her but shes like a floozy to him. i prefer people who have some awareness! ah who knows i have high standards for people sometimes
jordan on the right!
oh and i definitely kick ass when it comes to water gun wars this was such a boring post i promise i will write better when i start robbing banks
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