i can show you how to do-si-do i can show you how to scratch a record

everyday for the past week or two i have been waking up a lot earlier than i want to and i am so fucking excited to be awake so early on a wednesday when normally i would still be comatose. 
in case anybody is thoroughly concerned for my wellbeing i am totally and completely fine because whenever i start to feel like shit i think AT LEAST I AM NOT IN KOREA ANYMORE I COULD BE ON FIRE AND RAPED BY DRAGONS AND SHIT AND I WOULD STILL BE HAPPY BECAUSE I AM NOT IN KOREA. everything else is just icing on my metaphorical cake. 
i woke up feeling like an suv was parked on my chest all night long maybe i should probably quit chain smoking in my car everywhere i go it did not help that i went to one of the contracting buildings out here and had to work my nerves up to actually get out of my car since when i am such a little bitch? i dont know.

i dont understand commercials.
maybe when more interesting shit happens in my life i will have something better to write because for right now the most interesting thing in my life is that i barely hold the steering wheel anymore when i drive because it is funner that way i hope i dont die!