get it right get it tight

i'm totally listening to some crucial conflict right now if i was any gangsterer id be tookie. 
guess what im doing later? im going for another painful bike ride! its going to hurt! i have been seriously slacking in the workout department. i smoked half a pack of cigarettes yesterday just from driving around looking for a fucking chinese restaurant it must be a holiday or something because all of them were closed like nobody wants asian food on mondays? then wasted time looking for a damn pawn shop and didn't find many of those. these people make my life difficult sometimes. 
i did something stupid last night/this morning. that which is going to sleep at fucking 4 am knowing id have to wake up at 6 and then i was retarded and bought a redbull so i wouldnt crash while driving. im so tired right now but i need to do some type of work out. i think im going to teach myself how to do pulls ups, too. we'll see about that. 
i'm watching some thing on E! about plastic surgeries and it's so hideous! i think some aesthetic surgery would be pretty awesome. if i had a lot of money and no bills and nothing to do i would so do it and then id also probably be the biggest coke whore, too. my life would be so awesome! there's a ton of shit i want to do, actually. if anyone is deciding to turn to a moses type lifestyle, i am willing to take your money.