while i've been driving a lot this week due to some idiot kid face smashed into michaels truck and he still has no tags so i have been driving him everywhere anyways i have been thinking about things i dont like. there are a lot of little white butterflies here and they like to commit suicide on my grill while i am speeding down the back roads and it makes me feel guilty.
i dont like people who are easily offended by bad words. i think the more people cuss the funnier the conversation is. i was driving to the smoke shop this morning and i was in a brilliant good mood for some reason, i even waved at the veteran bum on the sidewalk anyways i was looking for parking and some stupid bitch was taking up half the street as i made my left turn and i even slowed down thinking maybe this skank will move the fuck over and stop thinking the world revolves around her but no. instead you know what she did? she started blaring her horn at me as i drove past her window and for like one second i thought about slamming the breaks and getting out and grabbing her by her ugly curly hair but instead i yelled hi! into her window because fuck her. i was having a good morning and she can suck the left one.
i told brandon to write me a haiku because he writes some of the most prolific shit ever and he did this is it
cold light, eyes frozen
her distant song teases warmth
microwaved robot
is that not greatest? if i ever write that book i am totally putting that somewhere in there.
i wonder what it feels like to drown!
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