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i am at work right now and it feels like those crucial moments before somebody completely loses their shit and snaps so before i do that and get arrested i thought maybe i should write something. 
so in the past few days this is what has happened: a friend came out to visit and i drank a lot of gin and tonic over the past few days. turns out i really like gin and tonic so this may become a new favorite for me. did not expect that. had a lot of fights with mike. i got pulled over for possibly the dumbest infraction ever. i did not get a ticket. i put my warning citation on the refrigerator because it's the only thing i have to be proud about. i drove to tucson because that friend and i wanted in and out burgers. we ate in and out burgers. we fed some pigeons. i may have contracted bird flu. will post developments in the near future. me and friend got coffee. me and friend drove back to home base and provided mike with enchanted in and out burger. mike was not impressed. i have lost all respect for the man. introduced friend to mike. mike continues to be antisocial. mike accuses me of sleeping with friend. i get pissed. mike and i continue to fight. i have decided to go to california this weekend to see my best friend and my sister and my parents. very inconvenient time. but i need to be near people who love me. ironically mike may be coming with me because i am terrified to make the drive alone. insanity will ensue, probably. considering taking the dive. still being a pussy. insanity, insanity, insanity. 
this morning i have diligently been taking notes and making my cheat book of lesson plans. also i have been trying to figure out if i got fucking paid for all that overtime i put in and also trying to find out how i should go about paying for my stupid credit card. 
everything sucks
everything sucks
everything sucks
all work and no play makes me a dull girl. all work and no play makes me a dull girl. all work and no play makes me a dull girl. all workign and no paly makes me a dumb girl.

whatevskis.
oh and i forgot that i missed my army duty stuff... oh i hope they do not put an arrest warrant out on my head or something because honestly i cannot take any more stuff on my plate. 
oh man everybody's shit is falling apart and it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine. except not really.