the boy that never mattered

like five years ago i joined the army right and the army sent me to a hotel to wait for two nights. i figured when in rome! and i met a bunch of people and we had parties. i can't remember. i only remember two guys from it all. one was going to the navy he was taller and we talked a little while after ait and lost touch when i went to iraq. he had blue eyes and he was kind of a hippie but a hot hippie. the other one was a shorter guy that looked like a young gorgeous jerry seinfeld. i remember he was funny and his last name was stoner or something to that effect. i only remember that because everyone was like HAHAHAHAA OH MY GOD YOURE NAME IS STONER AND I DO WEED AND SMOKE DRUGS AND THAT IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE I SAID I DO DRUGS AND HAAAA. he was pretty awesome. i guess my point is those were two pretty cool guys im bummed that i didnt give a shit about at the time cus they would have probably been pretty awesome to hang out with again.


matter of fact 
i realized this this morning
assuming ive met like, 100 people in the past ten years, i only remember like 8 of those people. in that, i only gave a shit to find out 8 of those people's names. i dont even remember faces. i remember specific details like if they said something really stupid or if they had big ears. i can replay the memories but all they are, are blobs of meat doing human-like things.


so if you ever plan on meeting me please be interesting so that maybe i will remember you and not blog about you in ten years about how i do not remember you.