retardation on steroids.

when i am done with this class i am going to get so drunk. i think i am going to try to invent my own drugs somehow. my nerves being always on end about public speaking is actually starting to just piss me off and not make me nervous. i had to give a thirty minute lecture and it was so bad it was actually great. i have to give another twenty minute presentation on wednesday about mentors in the workplace. i'm totally going to have fun with this one even if it kills me.
i seriously just had the most retarded conversation with mike right now about how he hates tsa and how the government is making him feel like a prisoner in his own country and i got so annoyed with his argument that i retorted with a defiant 'yeah, i guess you're turning into a hippie since gizmodo.com and lifehacker are hippies and feel like prisoners, too'. he got pissed i think. also he told me it wasn't my business if he votes so i told him it wasnt his business if i have a mild cocaine addiction. whaaaatevs! i was going to really try to piss him off by telling him it isn't really his business if i go get my rocks off on another guy but i really didn't want that conversation to ride down that road. oh yeah he said something about pervs are wanking off to the xray images of  little kid's skeletal images the tsa agents are uploading to the internet. i love that it probably means that he was wanking off to some chick's xray images that he found online. hahaha fetish porn ftw.
he also brought up some lame 'i'm a pretty great husband' bit and i laughed so hard i almost threw up so i informed him that yes. he's a great husband ever since i stopped giving a shit about him and found happiness in other places. DUH. then i mentioned something about if we get divorced ill go back into the army so im not so bored but we all know that if i get divorced im california bound and dead within the month.


i kind of miss having deep conversations everyday. this is a public plea to anybody in my vicinity. actually one of the coolest mf'ers i know is in afghanistan. 


ill be moving into a house probably by the end of december. i got like a little over a week left in class and i have like three books i want to finish reading. oh and some writing to be done. but for tonight, i have to start working on my socratic class. oh and we're hosting thanksgiving. woo.