i love that me and mike have been doing p90x for two days now and he is already getting cut. the bastard just ran in the kitchen naked screaming I GOT TWO LINES and i had no idea what the fuck he was talking about but it is because the guy's hip bone is caving in. already. i am pretty sure i am gaining weight and eating like a pound of spinach a day. and drinking the most disgusting liquid yogurt every morning. remember when i said i loved that mike was already cut? I WAS LYING. hahaha motherfucker!
while the rest of us have to do it the old fashioned way- blow and bulimia.
oh and i totally wore my undies inside out to work today. i noticed when i went to pee and i pulled my panties down and my stupid purple lacey seams were in front of me. motherfuck. i guess i could've turned them right side in after that but that would be even weirder.
there is more shit to write but i am fucking tired. oh and we'll probably be moving into that house in january.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
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You know whats crappy, no offer letter till Thursday, cause I guess thats when the VP gets back. I want to know how much they are going to try to screw me. I'll take it as long as it is more then a hand job from a street hooker. I need to support local single mothers...tho I might be supporting Tucson single mothers as the SV ones are a little...busted. I am a charitable person, not just a pervert.
ReplyDeleteI have heard so much about that p90x...sigh...I hear you saying you are doing and Mike is getting cut, and I'm like, "I could really use a chocolate bar."
ReplyDeletehahahaha olson man if you move out here i will super stoked. if you WORK WITH ME THAT WILL MAKE ME EXPLODE WITH STOKESOME.
ReplyDeletesandra, it's an amazing program. i pray to God i finish it cus it seems like it's got a lot of promise. i just got a chocolate fix from a disgusting chocolate whey drink. mmm. electrolytes.