ah man i fucking love the prospect of always being poor! that shit makes me wet! i love the fact that my pride and joy is a luxury honda civic that ill be paying for the next three years i think. so there goes my little girl dreams of ever driving a lexus or hummer. ill probably always live in the projects too. i realized this weekend that spam costs like two fucking dollars. too bad that spam is now mainstream and expensive. and still gross.
oh well man
NO MALIBU BARBIE HOUSE FOR ME
oh wait. no i just wanted to be middle class. AND I CANT EVEN DO THAT. also, i should start charging people for my ESP powers because apparently mike thinks i have mind reading powers and was suppose to guess that i had to pay the bills under his name. oops.
i think i am going to cancel the stupid internet i bought so i could work from home because it didnt serve it's stupid purpose and i am not going to get rich by blogging from home or by paying for internet.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED THIS YEAR YOU GUYS. who wants to buy some plasma or ovaries from me? I GOT O- BLOOD TYPE!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
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ReplyDeleteMay I put a batch of eggs on pre-order for when you do start selling? Also, I'd like to discuss your financing options. No down-payment and no interest if paid in full by 2014, possibly? Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Future Egg-retailer