i think someone may have drugged me.

i worked from home today like a grown up. my weekend started yesterday essentially. 
i have also been ridiculously tired since i woke up this morning. i went and bought internet because i figured i would make it look like i actually worked and it seemed like i couldnt access my work stuff through my stolen internet. turns out i couldnt access it with paid-for internet either. now i have to pay for internet. fuck.


i had michael reset my droid phone because it was severely pissing me off. i woke up and he was gone and i had a bunch of text messages but i didn't know from who! i panicked! one of them was talking about their friend hit them! one was saying someone's dad died and i was like FUCK IT BETTER NOT BE MY DAD OR IM GOING HULK. and then something about 88% chance!


so i call mike and im like WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHERE ARE ALL MY CONTACTS? WHATS GOING ON? thats why i think i may have been drugged. also i had subways and it may have been laced with sodium oxybate or something what the fuck today was suppose to be peaceful! oh and last night i had a dream that i killed april archer from high school she kept trying to sit in mikes lap so i tore her apart like she was made out of cardboard and then i got high with the mexican girls. what the fuck?