WHERE IS THE MAYONNAISE??

i have tried to pay my fucking car payment THREE TIMES since it was due mid august. you know how many times i have NOT paid my car payment this month? THREE TIMES. everytime i go in the account to change the bank information, it apparently thinks i'm only kidding and it doesn't save. fucking annoying.


i hate flies with an ungodly passion.
and that's why they just got to experience a swim in 409.


so yesterday was pretty awesome i felt bad about going n shit but i think things are improving so, THATS A GOOD THING.
i hit up ricks kids pool party n ang was trying to con me into going with her and saudi to beer fest at 'wind city' so after like two hours of her asking me to come i was like fuck it. i need to do shit out of my bubble. SO I BOUGHT A TICKET AND WENT. and drank all kinds of beer. most of which were pretty not awesome. i cant remember most of the names since i am a lush but there was one that tasted just like coffee and then tasted like shit.

smoke break! oh n the little mugs we got

saudi wanted budweiser and all the fancy beers were not worth it. so we introduced him to sam adams ha!

yum.

mac daddy of beers.

there was some raffle thing at the end that i did not win. surprise surprise except not really because while they were calling out the numbers i was in the middle of the room eating pretzels dipped in ranch and i think that makes me a winner.

hey guys youre looking at the wrong camera

these pretzels are making me thirsty!

the guy behind us is moving at freakazoid speed

so close to stealing it

he really wanted it. i dont think its part of ramadan duh

smoke time

the guy who wanted to throw me in the pool and got wasted at a beer tasting

the pool.

after all that we came back to the pool and hung out with rick and jeff and ang n sometimes aj and i dont know a bunch of others were around. ang kept bringing me down some hypnotic and pineapple stuff which no matter much i tried to finish it MY CUP WAS ALWAYS FULL LIKE MAGIC OR SOMETHING she said she loved me n i was her bestie a shit ton of times and i almost  drowned while swimming. oh and i smoked a marlboro red and almost died because of that so people who smoke those are less awesome than me obviously
oh and it was definitely confirmed that i am a total ray of sunshine and make everybody around me have a good time regardless if they want to or not. PEOPLE SAID THIS ABOUT ME AND MORE THAN ONE and it was not only the tequila talking so if you think im a depressing bitch i now have statistics to prove you wrong. THE VERDICT IS IN GUYS I AM AWESOME AND SUPER FUN TIMES!


my chest is dead today and i cant stop coughing. i guess today is as good as any other day to die from smoke overdose. ill do it when i go swimming in a little while though.


oh man the cable guy is on tv and i love jim carrey a lot. my day just got a lotlot more awesome.