Saturday, August 7, 2010

please tell me more about ohwait. i cant remember what the fuck you were talking about nevermind.

last night's only intention was to not be sober it did not matter how i got to that terminus but it was getting done.


 it would have been shit tons better if ambien was the mix but fuck sake everybody i fucking know has a prescription but they are being douchebags and not sharing also something about it's a felony to transport over state lines. whatever. if i told you to jump off a cliff, would you? OBVIOUSLY YOU WOULD BECAUSE I AM A MASTERMIND. whatever i drank all night instead (fuck calorie counting anyways right) and towards the end of night smoked two bowls. joe was out by the pool with his bad ass little kids and no i do not mean bad ass in the endearing way. and so was his girlfriend. and his girlfriend. and his girlfriend. yeah, the idiot is fucking a lot of different chicks and three of them were there last night. let me tell you something about joe. where the is drama is where he wants to be. if he is not bitching about it then he is not possibly happy! he also gives too much fucks about how he is seen in others eyes this was apparent to me even though i was way drunk, way horny and way high. so his bottom bitch was there, erin the red head. after so much fucking fanfare about this girl after i met her i was left with something to desire. many somethings. SHE WAS SO FUCKING ANNOYING I WANTED TO DIE. i have never heard such an annoying laugh before. it could have even been developed by the fucking government as some kind of terrorist torture device seriously how is somebody so oblivious to how obnoxious they fucking sound? i basicaly tried to be as boring and bleak as possible so as to not cause her to laugh. she's also a ginger, so she had that going against her. she was not as sultry as i had imagined but that was more of a personal issue not something she could control i guess. the only redeeming quality about her was that she had blow which i passed on because i dont know probably because i did not want to be tweaking with her next to me. the only chick out there i remotely get along with is angela and she kept dipping out cus she cant stand the other girls. 
oh man that spider killing that bug is totally more interesting than anything you will ever say.

im gonna get cha

since i had resolved that i was going to do whatever esther wanted i was kind of being a huge bitch and i guess this was news to everybody but mike cus joe was super pissed at me by the end of the night i tried to explain i wasnt being "grumpy" towards him but he kept saying i was so i was like fuck this noise, and we left. but this wasnt cus of my disagreement with joe or him taking shots at me via mike by saying shit like 'i feel sorry for you' it was because his annoying girlfriend would not shut the fuck up. she sat there for like 20 minutes and talked. and talked. while i ate beans and rice with a knife. i kept trying to scream with my eyes at mike so he could get me out of this horrible situation but he did not. finally she ran and jumped in the pool and thats when i was like WELL GUYS IM TIRED MHM GOODBYE. i never want to run into this girl again, guys. i am on a life mission to fucking avoid her. it was like a pyrrhic victory but if i go through that shit again I AM NOT GOING TO SURVIVE.
so you know i cannot lie i could make this shit up. red is on the left and the other one is her best friend that he is fucking too
this morning i woke up and felt like god damn tantalus. i have never been so thirsty!


might go drive around and take pictures. 

1 comment:

  1. lol...............u fri night sounds like a fucken scary story to me.
    bring around whities is scary for me.

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