creep with me as we take a little trip down memory lane

so i guess i just found my thumbdrive from iraq which i couldve sworn i lost in iraq but no i found it tucked away in my car. i kept a little journal on it, for a few months. most of it is cracking me up but a lot of it i cant remember, i guess i wiped away a big portion of my memories. i sound really sad in some parts. so my brain is fucking with me, only remembering nice shit.

"Haha. Apparently it made him “uncomfortable”. Guess that’s chinese for “I didn’t tell the girl I love this year that I cheated on her by fucking the back out of you”. Chlamydia, anyone?"

"He was iraq-cute. So for him to stay in texas for “us” is gay. For us to stay together if he was to leave is “gay” because I KNOW I would not continue to pretend that I’m loyal. Again, I’m stuck in a Zac situation. FUCK!"

"shift change is 22 minutes away and that means I get to sit there for 15 minutes and listen to the worst briefer who has the most annoying song correction VOICE go on and on to the point where I wouldn’t mind sawing off my ears with the lid of a can."

"So, I am going back home. It feels like my life has been turned off for a little under a year. I have not felt, I have not thought. Actually, I KNOW I have not thought. True thoughts and emotions have not run through these nerves and cells since april. Maybe may. I am the host to a soldier. Or something like that, I never did feel I earned the right to say that."

"as I was reassembling, lo & behold, I drop the smallest piece on an M-16. I was like SWEET MOSES OF JESUS. Had just about half the JOC looking for it, made the unfortunate mistake of telling walston who proceeded to give me a look like I admitted to raping the presidents daughter with a chainsaw and burying her under the palace after snorting a couple lines, right.."

"As I’m about to take a spoonful of my soup, someone smacks my elbow and I’m about to say “hey douchebag” when I see a tray sliding and a plate of food tumbling slowly in a swirling disarray to the floor where it landed in a Murpheys Law position with it’s insides spilled all over the DFAC floor like some modern contemporary piece of art. All I could do was laugh my face off. "

He had NO RESPONSE. NSTR bitches

(HAHAHA)


anyways enough with the quotes. theres a few funnier ones but i wouldnt want to divulge so much information! HA. it's taken me like two hours to write this post because i keep getting interrupted. i helped some guy out a little while ago. oh and i found out our jobs may not be secured. so that little false sense of security i had before cus i had another job lined up went out the window. HAHAHA it matters not because im not stupid enough to think my world will fall apart if im unemployed. some guy just quit a little while ago cus they informed us that our contracts may not be getting renewed. i kind of want to jump ship, too. not cus i want to quit before getting fired but because i dont want to do my work that is due in ten days ISNT THAT FUCKING FUNNY?

baghdad, iraq.

smoke break with izzie. back when i was "the mejj"

last night in california during r&r. decided to OD on whipped cream

SNOOZE YOU LOSE.

promotion bitches! and the most lies spewed out in the span of fifteen minutes in history.

long walk of loneliness.

first day back to iraq. the buddies from 1 CAV tossed me in a pool. thats how people show they care.

iraq, youll always be remembered fondly by this guy, regardless of how many lives you ruined. cus i felt alive with you. rest in peace.


well time to go do some last minute shopping and you know what guys, if i have enough time. I MAY GO FOR A RUN because i feel better now that i read and saw these things. LIFES NOT THAT BAD GUYS YOU COULD BE ON FIRE TRAPPED UNDER WATER WITH A ROBOT SHARK. sit and think about that for a minute. deuces!