yeah i just got a question about this step right herya

so theres this guy right and he is maybe the coolest guy in the world like he makes other people look like losers and shit and he is probably the worst person to look up to if you are a little kid because he gets mad drunk all the time but if you are a kid and you want to grow up to be the baddest assed mofo alive then maybe you should look up to him because this guy is wicked rad and he also blows shit up for a living so that too is pretty awesome oh and also he smokes a lot of cigarettes not because he is addicted but probably because he knows they make people look so much cooler when they are blowing out a puff of smoke. i think he smokes newports though. im not gonna say it but maybe you would like to sip on some koolaid if youre picking up what i am putting down everybody knows the best smokes alive are marlboro lights duh rookie. oh yea that is another thing this guy is super amazing also because he is like not old as dirt but i usually can not stand anybody who is younger than 27 because they are annoying and shit but this dude is just so fucking awesome it is undeniable. hohoho and he also laughs at hipsters he is probably so cool that he eats hipsters for breakfast and spits their bandanas out because they taste gross.




it is too bad this brah lives out in the middle of bumfuck iceland because i no longer have any cool people around me in fact i only have anime and porn worshipping fagz in my company and that sucks but it is whatevs cus i got a phone that does the messaging of texts and bookface and so while i should be dilligently working on reviweing and editing a fucking user manual i am instead talking to some awesome bad ass in bumfuck iceland and writing a prolix blog about him n shit









ps i got a job that pays a shit ton of money and i think they pretty much think i know what i am doing but i do not think they realize i do not or maybe i do but i am pretty sure i do not.



and i decided to bring a sack lunch to work from now on instead of going to dennys and paying 20 bucks for coffee and salad but i didnt add croutons to my stupid salad and that is my favorite part because i like the crunch but my stupid salad has no crunch GOD DAMNIT. good thing i still have my orange juice box to fall back on.
 
i hope i see this dood again though :)