i have been neglecting writing in this damn thing. i've actually been making myself wake up at 9am to go work out. if i was still in the army, fuck waking up on my day off at 9 to go work out. i also made my way to the commi (it's got food!) to pick up my fruits since i'm all out. i decided to try out some papaya and kiwis and white nectarines. now let's talk about this for a minute. i fucking loved the kiwis, like i am addicted now. i've tried them before but i guess i didn't pay attention to them because this time, i almost had a stroke. i apparently do not know how to pick out a fuckin' papaya cus it wasn't all that great and aside from a little bit on the inside, that thing was rock hard (thatswhatshesaid). i ended up throwing half of it away. and the white nectarine. i'm pretty sure i've had one before, but for the life of me i can't figure out if it's good to eat or spoiled. it's not white on the inside. i don't know. this shit's hard. oh, and raspberries are gross. no matter how hard i have tried to like them, it's not happening.
i was thinking about things while i was chopping up my honeydew and came to the conclusion that the army had some of the shystiest people i ever or will ever meet. take for example my last unit. the oic was madly in love with himself, got a hard on as soon as he thought he made someone feel small or reminded them of his college days. i asked him for a favor before i left. i knew damn well nothing would come of it, given how frequently i snubbed him during his gaybot conversations that bored me more than any math class ever could. but i also never 'dropped a ball' when he asked me to do something. sure, that's just doing my job which i got paid for. my point is, the sorry bastard didn't fucking do it for me. i think he might have been peeved off that he did not get a csauce coin. but fuck that guy, and his cigarette bumming habits.
then there was the ncoic. at first, couldn't stand the guy- hated him. made my already difficult job somehow MORE difficult! i never thought it was possible but the sonofabitch somehow managed. it was the things i heard about him behind closed doors that affected me the most. someway along the way, i thought he was decent and since he had recently gotten a hand smack for 'going with' some e7 that worked, ahem, nearby, it seemed like he had became bearable to be around. anyways. i asked him for the same favor and he too failed.
there was also another friend i had in the shop who i happened to think we'd be cool, even past my termination with the army. but nah. he deleted me off facebook, which in modern days (no matter how much i hate it) that's the new "you're un-invited to my birthday party" kind of thing. i don't really care much about losing friends; anyone who's known me long enough can attest to that. and they can also tell you how i catch just about everything, pay stupid amounts of time to detail and analyse every possible situation. that guy was a douchebag anyways. but what can you expect from someone who leads everyone to believe they are a devout Christian but are just as sleezy as your local tramp. that's not just the army though. that's the world.
there was the slutty sgt that worked in the bn s1 who trashed any other female's reputation, yet tried to hold the "concerned citizen" card each and every time she pried into other's business. and there was also the douchebag from s6 who hit on everything with a vagina, could never catch the bastard without a bottle of 'panty droppers' in his room to coax the next dumb broad into fucking him. i guess after half a bottle of soju and 9 ambiens, any idiot would fuck that piece of shit. but that wouldn't be the worst character flaw of that shysty bastard. nope. it would be his lack of loyalty and his get-ahead mentality that would place him at the trigger puller position in a fratricide situation. i dont think i've ever met a bigger dick in regards to stealing the limelight like that dirtbag. i pity the peeps that deploy with him. it's alright though, unless he's cupping the balls, he'll never see combat. just sit behind some computers and wire, while he leads people back home to believe he's some decorated war hero. lmao, oh i crack myself up.
anyways, my point is. there was maybe only 10% of people i met through the army that i liked, 45% that i disliked and the other 45% i didn't care about or notice. also, come may 9th, i won't restrain myself, regarding army issues, anymore. if the people i know in the army have a problem with that, i suggest cutting your ties now. the reason for the delay is legal liabilities :)
moving on. bloviate
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alicia machado
venezuelan- won the 1995 miss venezuela beauty pageant
and miss universe 1996.
peace.
Wow! I think that I comfortable to say that I have meet people with the worst character flaws ever in the Army. But I think that you covered the two biggest flaws that will make me immediately hate you, and thats the "Two-Faced Guy" and the "NCOER/OER Bullet chasers". Honestly since I have been in the Army, I have met countless people and will only walk away from this with only three good friends, you being one of them. I really can't wait to see what you say with no restrictions...it should be interesting.
ReplyDeleteSo I see that you have moved to South American beauties, its all good. I have actually been looking into jobs in Central and South America, you think thats a good idea? Or maybe I should just look for something in the Southwest and just try to make a visit to somewhere...maybe Honduras, yeah?